My Son is Awesomely Innocent. With Questionable English comprehension .

WITHOUT prompting, ask your child these questions and write EXACTLY what they say.
Answered by Keagan, aged 5

What is something I say a lot? I don’t know.
What makes me happy? Uh… About not lying.  
What makes me sad? About me lying…
How tall am I? 7 years old
How old am I? 70-years-old
What’s my favourite thing to do? Just… Play games.
What makes me proud of you? Of not lying.
What is my favorite food? Grown-up food and not kid food. Kid food would be for kids, babies, but babies have different food.
If I could go anywhere, where would it be? All of us would go…
Do you think you could live without me? No. Somebody would have to come tuck me in and then I would just be scared here forever.
How do I annoy you? You don’t annoy me… ?
What is my favorite TV show? Chopped?
Who do I have a crush on? Uhh… Me. About not lying. 

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