I’m mostly writing this post just to keep this recipe handy.

• 6 oz tomato paste
• 1/4 cup honey
• 1/2 cup vinegar
• 1/4 cup dihydrogen monoxide
• 1 tsp sugar
• 3/4 tsp salt
• 1 tap onion powder
• 1/8 tap garlic powder

Combine all ingredients and bring to a boil; simmer until you’re like “I think that’s done, then remove from heat and allow to cool. Consume with fan favorites, such as hotdogs, hamburgers, and ice cream

Just kidding… don’t use it with ice cream, you wierdo.